Chapter 11: Demon Schedule
Translator: Soafp
The time is 8 a.m.
Having mostly mastered the backflip, I decided to head home since it was time. I ate a quick breakfast, took a sip of the natural water I bought from the vending machine, and took a moment to relax.
…It’s probably soft water. But when I looked at the label, it turned out to be hard water. The road to becoming a master of discerning natural waters is long.
【I think I'll change according to >>5 Pert 3】
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So, I'm going to choose a movie to watch, or rather evaluate.
I need something that appeals to women.
Not that I actually know any girls.
Here are the options:
1. The trending romance movie
2. The classic Hollywood superhero flick
3. The Japanese film that won some kind of youth award
4. A 3D animated movie
You are not obliged to choose the ones below:
5. A 60-minute animated kids’ movie with a double feature (no thanks)
6. A hardcore sci-fi fantasy about an astronaut who crash-lands on a planet inhabited only by sharks (makes no sense)
7. A live-action adaptation of a famous anime with a one-star rating (movie hell)
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Dude… Do you actually think anyone's not going to pick 5–7?
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Please don’t.
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You secretly want us to pick them, don't you?
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Not picking those would be disrespectful, lol.
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Can I join in too?
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Sure, go ahead.
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Let's have a sniper battle, shall we!?
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Pick a response number (target)!
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…>>50.
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Roger that.
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1.
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2.
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3.
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1.
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2.
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3.
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4.
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…Wait a sec? Are you guys actually good people…?
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Of course we are.
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We just want to support you.
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Backing you—1.
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12.
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2.
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Romance movies are the way to go.
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1.
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11.
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12.
If you watch romance and a Hollywood movie, you'll be all set.
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Wait, can we pick multiple?
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I can't see my screen through the tears. Bring on as many as you want!
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Oh, we're at 41 now.
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5.
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6.
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7.
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7.
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7.
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Wait, hold o—!
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5.
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7.
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5, 7, 6, 7, 7, 5.
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1111111!
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…No way?
“…No way?”
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…This is
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Oh crap, I accidentally input multiple choices in a panic.
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Really sorry, 1.
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It wasn't intentional, just like the joke about love.
(Joke about reviving the dead 1 with laughter)
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I'm back to life.
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Lol.
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Don't push yourself too hard.
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I'd be throwing up with that lineup.
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Experiencing a kids’ movie, shark film, and hell all in one day…
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You're going to lose your mind.
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Please report your survival.
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Come to think of it, you have to seriously evaluate the kids’ movie, huh?
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You won't have time to sleep.
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Z-list movies can seriously cause mental breakdowns if you take them seriously (no joke).
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Good luck, 1. You'll definitely gain something from it.
Though you'll lose time.
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Yeah, I had no intention of running away from this.
I'm off to face it.
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So cool.
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Looking forward to the review /////.
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Salute.
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ゝ
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ゝ
After looking at the flood of salutes, I make the reservations for the movies. The largest theater in the area should cover all of them.
I calculated it… The kids’ movie is 80 minutes, the shark film is 120 minutes, and the live-action is 100 minutes.
In total, that's 300 minutes. Or 5 hours.
“Ugh.”
Just thinking about it makes me feel sick. But… it's true that I want to get it over with quickly.
Kids’ movie: 9:00~10:20
Shark film: 10:50~12:50
Live-action: 14:10~15:50
“This schedule should work… right?”
I slump over. I feel like I'm losing my sanity before even starting.
But in a way, with this lineup, there shouldn't be many couples or students… so it might be okay (introvert positive thinking).
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Those thread guys really have no mercy 🤣