V2 Epilogue part 2

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Translator: Soafp

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In class B, an abrupt shuraba was unfolding.

“I made lunch for you, Yukito. Do you want to eat it with me?”

“I’ve got my mother’s lunchbox to eat……. “

“I thought so, so I made a small portion for you.”

“Yuki, can I join you?”

“Shut up, you’re being so annoying. I don’t want you. I’m eating with him.”

“Sis, why are you here?”

“Of course it’s for you to eat with me, no?”

I can’t say anything to that one unclouded eye.

A typhoon was blowing around me. Hinagi is No. 10 and Shiori is No. 11.

Recently, she often comes to my class. Sometimes her friends come along with her, grinning. When that happens, she always starts to get into a fight with Hinagi and Shiori, but these two have been having lunch with me a lot lately.

“Kokonoe, are you there?”

Yukito Kokonoe, would you like to join us?”

“If you don’t mind, would you like to join us for lunch?”

When sea water temperatures rise due to heat, rising air currents are generated in whirlpools at sea.

The cumulonimbus clouds generated by the heat produce typhoons, and the area around me, which is known as the hot spot of this school, is always in a state of stormy weather. There is no way there can be only one typhoon.

The student council president, Mikumo-senpai, and Erika Tojo-senpai were calling for me. Typhoons No. 13, 14, and 15. A storm was blowing through the class.

“Um, Yukito-kun, are you there?”

“S-Souma-senpai! I’ll go get him right away–!”

The continuous occurrence of typhoons had not yet ended. Now, it was the long-awaited No. 16.

A panicked classmate called out to me. Who is this Soma-senpai?

I think I’ve heard of her somewhere, but I can’t remember anything about her.

“When did you get acquainted with Soma-senpai? What’s going on with your friendship?”

“No, I don’t recall anything like that either.”

“Yukito, you seem to be getting better, but it’s getting worse.”

A fresh, handsome guy who looks like he’s about to give up. We are now members of the basketball club, which was supposed to have only three first-year students, but is slowly gaining new members.

It’s all thanks to Shiori and this refreshingly handsome guy. It couldn’t have been my fault.

So, who is this Souma-senpai after all? I reluctantly headed that way.

“What the heck, isn’t that Amaterasu-sama, the great god of the sun shining down on us!”

“So you’ve finally gone Japanese style!? And you, do you really have no intention of remembering my name?”

“Don’t be angry about it!”

“I’m pissed off! I’m angry at myself for having come all the way here even though I’m angry at you!”

So, what’s the matter, Amaterasu-senpai? Considering that Amaterasu is a loner, you have sympathy as a senpai for this generation. Hahahaha.

“I’m not a loner, I keep telling you that! Why won’t you even try to listen to what I have to say!? You’ve been even more irritable than usual lately. Aah right, you’ve returned from suspension, but you haven’t come to have lunch with me at all. Are you tired of being with me?”

The class fell silent as if frozen.

What’s going on? It’s supposed to be a fun lunch break!

I could hear a few voices murmuring “even Souma-senpai…”

“Oh, umm, it’s just that I haven’t had many chances to go to the cafeteria lately, or rather, I’ve been under strict surveillance…”

“Come hang out with me, it’s lonely here.”

“Go back to your class, you little fox.”

“Ara, Yuri Kokonoe? What are you doing here?”

“Garrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!”

If anything, my sister was a mad dog. I’m a cat person. Nyan.

“What kind of relationship do you have with Soma-senpai?!”

“Yes, Yuki, where did you two meet?!”

Everyone was making noise and shouting. Even some of the senpais had joined in, and the group around me had grown larger. The noise level had surpassed 60 decibels. It was time for some regulation.

“Kokonoe, why don’t you come to my house today? My parents are out. Maybe we could go to my pla-“

“I won’t let you say it!”

“My father said to get along with you too!”

“There’s one here too!?”

Originally, Mikumu-senpai is shy and introverted, but now she is acting very differently and showing remarkable vigor.

I always wondered what pla—–wait what?!

As someone who has never had a girlfriend, I have no idea what they’re talking about… or so I’d like to say, but the looks everyone is giving me won’t let me get away with it.

What am I supposed to do in this situation?

Could it be…?

I realized something important.

“Elizabeth, I have a question for you.”

“Uh… what is it, Kokonoe-kun? I have a feeling I shouldn’t be asking.”

I looked around the class.

Even if it turned out to be a mistake, it would be an everlasting shame if I didn’t solve this question.

“Could it be… that I’m popular with girls?”

“Isn’t it a little late for that!?”

The class erupted in protest.

So that’s it, I was popular with girls…

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The hallway is lined with teachers who are out of class.

The principal and others stand upright. Their foreheads are covered in greasy sweat, and their expressions are tense.

Any failure to respond is unacceptable. They were on the precipice, on the edge of a backwater.

“Fuu, I’m sweating under my arms. I can’t stop shaking.”

“Thank you for giving me information I didn’t want to know.”

Sayuri-sensei was escaping from reality. I’m going to escape reality, too. Hehehe.

Oh my, it’s quite a spectacle, quite a spectacle. Can someone please send me back homeeeeee!

It’s a class observation day. The classroom is overflowing with parents. Hello there!

According to HIPBOSS, this is the highest attendance rate since the beginning of Shouyo High School.

“Oh! Yukito. I’m glad you’re okay!”

Oh my, it’s quite a spectacle, quite a spectacle. Can someone please send me back homeeeeee!

Classroom visit. The classroom was overflowing with parents. Hello.

I asked HIPBOSS about it, and he said it was the highest participation rate since the beginning of Haruyoshi High School.

Oh! Snowy Rabbit and you. I’m glad you’re all right!

“Mikuriya Papa-san, it’s been a long time.

Next to him is Mikuriya-mama-san. She greets me with a “Pekori” (a small smile). Even though they are divorced, they are both indispensable parents for Seido. Yes, the participation rate of the B class class is even ridiculous, but some children have both parents participating, so the population density in the classroom is quite high. Parents were greeting each other.

The teachers, who had already been exposed to the parents’ aggressive attitude, were all out to greet them, not wanting to offend them any more than they already had. Oh, and there’s Papa Tojo, too. ……

“Hmph. Yukito-kun, I haven’t forgiven you!”

“Mama! Your tsundere is out of date!”

“Is that so? It was still mainstream when I was young.”

Hinagi, whose face turned bright red, dragged Akane-san along with her. I don’t expect her to forgive me, but maybe it’s time for me to go apologize to her with some pastries.

“Are you the rumored kid? Heh, you seem like a good kid. We struggled with grades, so I don’t want my daughter to go through the same thing. So, please take care of her from now on.”

“Hey, don’t say strange things to Kokonoe-chan”

Now that’s Mineda’s mother, isn’t it? Yeah, there’s some kind of resemblance. That means maybe.

“Are you Madame Elisabeth?”

“Don’t you dare give my mother that nickname!”

“Ara me? Ufu, it’s kind of tingling.”

As one would expect from Elisabeth’s mother, she is indeed a very elegant woman.

That tall and handsome couple over there, I met them at the hospital. They’re the Kamishiro family.

When I went to greet them, they thanked me a lot for the watch. They said it’s really nice.

Well, well, well, you must be Kokonoe-kun! Come now, An-san, come here too.”

The fluffy mother with an unrealistic vibe was Shakado’s mother.

The fresh and good-looking man is also looking uncomfortable in front of his mother, as if he is formless in front of her.

“Yukito how can you be so unconcerned in this situation ……?”

The fresh and handsome man is more quiet than usual and lacks sharpness. The face power generation is also cloudy.

“Are your eyes blind? What is it about me that makes you so unconcerned? Look at this.”

“An ……? O-oi, Yukito ……, is that a …… d-disposable diaper?!”

I’m sorry, I pissed myself.

“What’s going on with those people!? I mean, there are some unrelated people, but what’s going on!?”

I turn my head to the back with a feeling of escapism.

With a big smile on their faces as if a flower had bloomed, they wave their hands.

“Yuki-chan, hello!”

“Come on, be quiet, Sekka.”

“I see that you are now a proper high school student, Yukito-kun”

I recognize Sekka-san and Mom, or rather, both of them came to the school visit for some reason, although they couldn’t settle their bloody battle with each other for some reason.

“Why is Himiyama-san even here?”

“I guess it’s part of my re-entry into society. Besides, there are things I need to talk about, right?”

Himiyama-san, the witch who has come back to life in the modern age, gives them a meaningful look. The principals shuddered, including Papa Tojo, who was pale and white in the face. I didn’t see anything. How nice.

That’s right, no time no body touch. Her fingertips were exquisitely stroking me. As usual, there is no room for carelessness, but there is no way for me to escape. I was left to my own devices.

In the midst of my writhing and groaning, it was my mother who unexpectedly came to my rescue.

“I’m sorry, ……. My son doesn’t like it.”

“Ah, I’m sorry But you don’t mind, do you, Yukito? The other day, he was fondling my bre*sts like that.”

“Bre*sts!? Hey, Yukito, what does she mean with bre*st? You didn’t do anything right?!”

“Why don’t you take off your underwear …… I should not look …… peachy …….”

“Ufufufu. Yukito, you are a boy afterall”

“What’s wrong with you, Yukito? Do it to me if you want to do it!”

“—-Ha!? I thought I’d erased my black history!”

“I’m always ready, Yukito-kun.”

“Is this the witch trial…..”

Maybe it’s not a witch trial, but an Ouka trial.

What’s going on here! It’s overcapacity! Cut it out already!

“Mou, Yuki-chan!”

Sekka-san is angry. I knew you were on my side, Sekka-san!

Tell Mom and Himiyama-san to get their butts kicked!

“Yuki-chan is mine!”

“No, he’s not! Since when did he belongs to Sekka? Yukito is my—-.”

“Beautiful sisters over there, can you shut up for a second?”

‘Well, well. Yukito, is it okay if I show you my bre*st to you?”

“I can’t take it anymore …… it’s over ……”

I’ve never been a rebel, and I can’t disobey my mom.

Feeling the possibility of another fierce quarrel between the two sisters, they are frightened to death.

I was not even able to pet her, but Himiyama-san was hugging me.

That’s not right, Himiyama-san! My appeal was not going to reach them at all, but both Mom and Sekka-san had blue streaks on their foreheads.

“Yukito, quickly get away from that perverted woman!”

“That’s right! Yuki-chan, you’re going to rendezvous with me!”

“What are you saying to my child, Sekka!”

“Yuki-chan is my child, too.”

“That’s even more ridiculous?!”

“I wouldn’t find it strange, you know? Who do you like, Yukito-kun?”

The forbidden question is released. It was as sharp as a great magic to seal the Demon King in exchange for my life. What will happen to me if I answer that question? I have to go to church. ……

“Yukito, it’s me, isn’t it? Because I’m your mother.”

“You think you can say that kind of dialogue? Of course Yuki-chan likes me the best!”

“I’ll let you do everything you want to do, Yukito-kun ♡ uuhuhuhuhu.”

What is this situation? What is this chaos?!

I’ve been struggling with this for a long time now.

I’ve had a lot of trouble in the past, but today may be the ultimate in that. Various women have been pestering me since this morning.

I’ve always thought I had bad luck with women, but this was the day I realized that even if I had good luck, it would still be a problem.

Everything had started from the negative. Now, it’s just zero.

My relationship with the girls will probably start from here.

But still.

Haa, why am I like this at all?

“So, this is the sign of bad luck with women…”

I am Yukito Kokonoe, a man who has extreme bad luck with women.

My love life ……. may be about to begin. Perhaps.

End of Volume 2