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“Seriously! Those scum of the Darkness! I won’t forgive them for causing havoc, not in a million years!” Shouting, Buffon took a hefty swig of wine and voraciously devoured a steak.
After enduring countless tribulations in the Forest of Bewitching Trees, he’d returned to town in the sorriest of states. Following that, he disbanded his “incompetent underlings,” switched his mood, and went alone to his favorite upper-class diner.
Under him, the glass of wine exuded a rich scent with notes of sweetness. His steak, the main course, steamed deliciously as its juices dripped to the plate. Normally, his favorite dish would be enough to satisfy him. But no matter how much he gulped down, he didn’t feel a shred better. In fact, his intense anger seemed only to grow more as the seconds passed.
“Shut up… That old man has been babbling to himself for a while now…”
“Seriously… He’s ruining our delicious meal…”
Hmm?! Do you have a problem or something? You fools! — He thought, a faint “Bwah!” being the only irritable thing spat out of his mouth. With just his light and disgusting noise, he managed to shut up the complaints.
Bwah! You commoner lot are decades too early to voice your opinions to the great and noble Buffon! Decades I say— His thoughts were suddenly interrupted.
Carefully surveying the diner to witness a pitiful spectacle of his so-called commoners — pitiful enough to be swayed by a mere cough, he thought — his eyes stumbled onto something unbelievable.
The shock was so intense he involuntarily spat out the steak he’d gobbled.
T-That girl who just entered the diner! She had the audacity to clean herself up, tend to her disgusting hair and disgusting skin, and even wear a dainty dress?! That foul silver hair… Her vile brown skin… And those repulsive red things peeking through the hems in her clothes…!
Buffon’s eyes widened with rage as if they were about to burst.
Why is that dirty dog—No, why is that f*cking pig, worse than a stray dog, present in this honorable high-class diner?! Since when did this place start to cater to dirty livestock like her?!
He couldn’t even utter a word due to the bubbling rage inside him. With a loud clang, he stood up from his seat, driven by a mad fury.
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