Chapter 62: Fried cat mackerel
Translator: Soafp
I screamed.
[Please notice me!]
“Hmm? There’s a cat… It’s meowing towards us.”
“Is it a stray? It’s small and black, so cute.”
“Wait, aren’t these our high school uniforms scattered around!? Is this an incident!?”
Oh, they noticed me right away! Please recognize me! If this goes on, I’ll be homeless!
The clouds are also starting to look ominous, and it might rain at night…
The three of them bend their knees and sit down without their buttocks touching the ground… Their thighs look nice. Gindou Kohaku has a good figure. Hihara Karen has a toned body with a hint of softness. Kikawa Moegi’s legs are already erotic… No, all of them are erotic…
I shouldn’t be thinking about these things now. I need them to notice me.
[It’s me!! It’s Kuroda!!]
“This uniform is for a boy…”
“Why are the clothes scattered around like this?”
“It smells like an incident… Should we take them to the police box?”
“Yeah, let’s do that for now! Wait, wait a minute, there are also pants here!!! Who did this!!”
When Hihara Kren tried to pick up the pants, she noticed that there were pants inside and panicked, letting go and raising her voice.
“I have a feeling this is a serious pervert. There’s no sign of a struggle, so he probably took it off voluntarily… Let’s leave it and go to Kohaku-chan’s house.”
“Yeah, there’s a dangerous feeling about this…”
“Yes, let’s pretend we didn’t see anything.”
Hihara Karen, Gindou Kohaku, and Kikawa Moegi act as if they didn’t see anything and start to leave. Never mind the uniforms, please notice me!! If possible, I want you to notice the uniforms too!!
“Oh, what should we do with this cat?… It might be my type.”
“Me too… It looks somewhat like Izayoi…”
“Indeed…”
Silver, red, and yellow shift their interest from the uniform to the cat-like me.
“It has eyes that are just like Izayoi-kun’s!! Ahhhh, I’ve decided!! I’ll live with this cat!!”
“Eeh!? Isn’t that too sudden?”
“That’s right, if you’re going to take it in, you should choose more carefully.”
“I’ve already decided!! Your name will be Izayoi!!”
Gindou Kohaku holds me in both hands, her eyes sparkling. What should I do about my uniform… Can someone take it to the police box?
“Eeh!? Are you giving the cat the same name?”
“It’s fine! He looks so similar! Right~, my Izayoi?”
“I sense Kohaku’s other desires though…”
[More importantly, could you please pick up my uniform…?]
“Aha, he seems happy with the name! Look, he’s meowing!”
“I wonder if he’s really happy… I can’t tell. But can I hold him for a bit later?”
“Me too.”
“I think it will be fine. Right~, my Izayoi?”
[…Could you please pick up my uniform?]
“Oh, so cute! This is the best. It’s truly a fateful encounter between me and Izayoi.”
She embraces me… Whoa!!! The presence of her upper body is overwhelming!! I can’t breathe!!! Aaaaaahhhhh, cats are the beeeeeeeeeeeeeest!!!!
“Are you somehow mistaking him for Izayoi?”
“Yeah, I mean, I can see the resemblance with Izayoi…”
“Oh, so cute! My Izayoi!! My Izayoi!!!”
“Are you just saying ‘my Izayoi’ for your own satisfaction?”
“Yeah, that’s how I feel too…”
“W-What are you saying?! I-I don’t mean it that way?! Right?! My Izayoi!?”
[No more, please…]
“See, see! My Izayoi is saying that it’s not like that!! So, it’s not just about me wanting to say ‘my Izayoi’!”
“Yeah, that’s fine.”
“Anyway, shall we go to Kohaku-chan’s house?”
“Yes, I’ll hold Izayoi for a while, afterall he is my Izayoi after all!”
“Haha, amazing… But speaking of this cat, he seems almost clean… Is he a stray?”
She embraces me once again. M-My oxygen… it’s getting thin… But if I could die like this… I might be satisfied. If it’s death by Gindou Kohaku’s embrace…
Somehow, I managed to survive until we entered her apartment. Cats are great, after all. Guhehehehe. It brings back a sense of childlike wonder…
“Now, let’s summarize the key points for the test.”
“Got it, but how long are you going to keep holding him?”
“You might suffocate the cat, you know?”
“I-I’m sorry. Izayoi… Are you okay?”
She releases her hold on me. Ah, suddenly feeling empty… But at least I can breathe again.
“Oh, it seems he’s still a bit weak. Let’s leave him alone for a while and let him breathe in plenty of air.”
“Yes, I’m sorry, Izayoi…”
“Kohaku, aren’t you embarrassed to call him Izayoi?”
“It’s perfectly fine. In fact, it feels great!”
“Is that so? I could never do it… I’d be too embarrassed to death.”
“Me too… I don’t really understand, but it feels embarrassing, so it seems impossible.”
“Is that right? Izayoi, please rest well… Oh, but before that, let’s go to the bath.”
Gindou Kohaku looks worried as she leads me to the bath. The two of them follow along. By the way, they bought cat shampoo on their way back.
“Ehehehe, Izayoi, I’ll wash you all over, so you’ll be squeaky clean.”
“Your face looks so mischievous.”
“Kohaku-chan, please be gentle while washing. A cat’s skin is delicate.”
“Yes, gently, gently… Ehehe.”
Gindou Kohaku washes every nook and cranny of my body… I won’t tell anyone that it made me feel a little dubious. After washing me to let me rest, She placed me on the sofa and then headed towards the dining table. There, the three of them spread out their study materials.
“Now, can you tell us the scope of the test?”
“Yes, it starts from here…”
“In that case, let’s have a mini-quiz too…”
The three of them… Ugh, I’m so happy. I still love them… They’re adorable…
The three of them sat facing each other at the table for about two hours, summarizing the key points. They even made a mini-quiz for me.
“I think it looks good this way. What do you think?”
“I agree.”
“We were so focused that it’s already getting dark outside… I should be going soon…”
“In that case, both of you can stay the night. It’s not advisable to send a woman off in the middle of the night.”
“Eeh!? Kohaku-chan, I can stay over!? Then, I’ll stay!!!”
“What about you, Karen-senpai?”
“Well, since I’m already here, I might as well stay over.”
“Please feel free to. Now, please wait a moment while I prepare dinner.”
Gindou Kohaku comes over to me, picks me up with her hands, and then sits on the sofa, placing me on her thigh. This is a life or death situation…
“We will have some skinship with Izayoi!”
“In that case, me too.”
“Me too.”
The two of them take their seats on either side of her. Three cute faces… and those seductive thighs. This is the best. Hey.
“His tail is so fluffy.”
“C-can I touch his paws?”
“I want to touch his ears.”
N-not good, it’s ticklish… I’m starting to feel strange… I’ve never experienced the sensation of a tail before…
They touch my entire body with their silky fingers. They gently pinch, stroke, and caress me. I felt the same strange sensation during the bath earlier…
“Is it ticklish? But please endure a little longer, Izayoi…”
“Izayoi’s ears are so cute.”
“Paws are so nice.”
If they keep doing this, I’ll open a whole new door. I have to escape! I try to break free, but I can’t. They easily push me back down with their strength.
“Izayoi? You can’t escape from us. Just a little more… Ah, the ears are good…..too.”
“Sorry, Izayoi. Just one more minute. Ah, paws are nice too.”
After that, they released me right away… If they had been a little slower, I would have completely crossed the threshold.
They cook together and finish dinner. They offer me cat food, but I only take a bite out of curiosity and then stop eating.
When will Nekoarashi return me to my original form? Although I’m fulfilled in a way… being stuck as a cat…
“Would you like to take a bath? It’s already prepared, so please go ahead.”
“Sure. Moegi-Senpai, you can go first.”
“No, no. Let’s all take a bath together!”
A bath, huh… Well, I’m still a cat… I want to join too… Am I a pervert?
“Are we all going in together? I’m fine with it, but can Izayoi join too?”
“Sure!”
“In that case, it’s a bit cramped, but let’s go in.”
Led by them, we head to the dressing room… where the three of them start undressing…
“Phew, it’s been getting hot lately.”
“Yes, it’s a bit stuffy inside my clothes…”
“Huh? Kohaku-chan, did you grow bigger again?”
“Mou! Don’t even think about it or say it! It’s embarrassing!”
“Hey, you two are bullying me…”
They’re in their underwear… Damn, they’re so sexy. Gindou Kohaku is wearing white, Kikawa Moegi is wearing yellow, and Hihara Karen is wearing red. They all look so seductive.
I gulp down my saliva.
Come to think of it, their bodies also grow, right? G-cup for silver and black, F-cup for yellow, E-cup for blue, and B-cup for red. What am I even thinkinggggggg?!
“Ahaha, I didn’t mean it that way, though.”
While saying that, Kikawa Moegi puts her hand on her underwear. The two of them also… I close my eyes…
It’s definitely not good to see any further. It’s barely acceptable if I just squint… No, I shouldn’t!
The three of them get into the bath, and I close my eyes.
“Ah, d-don’t suddenly squeeze it!”
“It’s fine, isn’t it? It’s fine! This presence!”
“Y-you’re irritating.”
I open my eyes slightly. They’re trying to cover themselves with bath towels, but more of their skin is exposed than usual… Well, I guess this is okay since I’ve seen it in my previous life! Ah, seeing them naked is dangerous! Moaning voices echo in the bathroom, directly reaching my ears!
Quaaaah, it’s unbearable! For maniacs, for fans… it’s irresistible! I’ve imagined scenes like this in my head countless times, but the real thing is dangerous! Let me say it again: the real thing is dangerous!
After their heavenly moment ends, they each wash their bodies and hair. At that time, being a gentleman, I showed my gentlemanly side by closing my eyes and looking at them dimly.
“Can the three of us fit in the bathtub?”
“Of course we can!”
“Moegi is so excited!”
The three of them get into the bathtub together. The water overflows as they settle in. I don’t get into the bathtub but hold onto the edge of the tub, allowing me to have a good view of them.
“Phew, it’s a nice bath.”
“Karen-chan, your atmosphere suddenly changed.”
They start a conversation. Maybe being in the calmness of the bath makes them let their true feelings slip.
“Yes, I realized that taking things slowly is better. I don’t mean to say this about myself, but I feel like I have a tsundere vibe.”
“Yes, I feel that way too… You give off that vibe.”
“Well, that’s true.”
“Even Izayoi said he likes it. So I wanted to show that side, but I don’t need to force it anymore. It feels like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders.”
She slowly rotates her shoulders. I see… It matches my preferences… It’s a bit embarrassing…
“It’s interesting to fall in love with someone. Feelings change rapidly, but the excitement I feel when thinking about Izayoi doesn’t waver. I can’t give up on these feelings. Kohaku, it may be a silly question, but do you like Izayoi?”
“Yes, I do. I like him.”
“I said it this morning too, but I won’t lose.”
“I hope so.”
“Of course, within the limits that won’t bother Izayoi.”
“I understand.”
…..EEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?! I had a feeling, but it’s embarrassing when it’s stated so clearly!!!
This is bad! It’s great that a bond of friendship is forming, but I’m starting to become conscious of it!! When I turn back into a human… What should I do? I might not be able to interact with them anymore.
“…Are you two getting too close too quickly?”
“I wonder why? I don’t really understand either.”
“Me neither.”
“Ahaha, it’s nice that the two of you are getting along…”
“Haa… But I’m at a disadvantage. My bre*sts are small, unlike Kohaku’s, which are too big. How cheeky.”
“Well, my mother has large bre*sts, so I think it’s a strong genetic trait. And having big breasts isn’t always a good thing, you know? It causes shoulder pain and makes you look fat in clothes.”
“Aah, I’m sorry… Are you upset that I called you a pig?”
“Oh, please, don’t worry about it.”
“Well, if that’s the case… Moegi, your bre*sts are quite big too, no? How cheeky.”
“I’m a D-cup, but it’s not that big, you know? Well, recently my current bra has been feeling tight…”
“…How can I make mine bigger like the two of you?”
“Karen-chan, the key is to massage them!! Now, let’s cheer together!!!”
“W-Wait a minute. All of a sudden…”
“Karen-senpai, I’ll help you. You want them to be bigger, right?”
“Two against one…”
Silver and yellow advance on red, pressing both of her hands in the bathtub…
“Mm, ah, wait, ah, it’s really… intense…”
Gindou Kohaku holds down one of her hands and uses her free hand to touch her. Kikawa Moegi does the same, vigorously massaging them.
Ho ho, it’s amazing… Her long red hair, untied, dips into the bathwater, causing ripples as she writhes. It seems like her blood circulation has improved as her face flushes with a crimson hue.
In short, it’s erotic.
“Haa… Haa… Stop here. It’s embarrassing to be stared at by Izayoi.”
“Indeed, he has been staring the whole time.”
“I wonder if even the cat can appreciate Karen-chan’s charm?”
After the teasing on Hihara Karen ends, the three of them return to a more normal conversation. Once again, the topic turns to me as a cat.
“Hey, do you want to touch Izayoi one more time?”
“I want to.”
“Me too.”
“You’ll never forget that feeling, right?”
“Yeah, yeah.”
“Shall we catch my Izayoi once again? And then the three of us can touch and stroke him together.”
“”Agreed.””
Gindou Kohaku reaches out her hand towards me, but I dodge it, knowing that it might lead to a new door being opened.
“Mou, come on, don’t run away.”
“Yeah yeah.”
“You can’t escape in the bathroom.”
They get out of the bathtub and try to catch me. There’s hardly any place to escape in the bathroom.
They try to catch me, but if they catch me here, I’ll really…
However, as a cat, I’m easily caught.
“Izayoi, we caught you! Just let us touch you a little, don’t struggle.”
Oh no, I have to escape…
I’m lightly held down by her, lifted up like a baby.
“Up you go, a hug!”
She holds me against her chest. Oiiiiiiiii, not goood!
“Now it’s my turn. Ah, so cute!”
She rubs my cheek and then holds me against her chest. The gentle softness… against my face. Cats are the best!
“Now it’s my turn. Come on, come on, it looks like touching your ears feels good. Ei, ei, ei!”
She touches my ears and hugs me. The way she touches my ears is so erotic!!
At this rate… I’m seriously going to fall… At that time, my body glowed.
“””Eh?!”””
And then…
“Do it!!”
I turn back into a human. As she can no longer support me, she accidentally drops me, and I land on my bottom.
I’m currently naked… in front of them, completely naked from the waist down… When they see my face, their faces turn red.
“””Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”””
“””P-Pervert!!!”””
Shampoo bottles and buckets come flying towards me.
Rin
August 7, 2023 at 12:45 amHe lives the best few hours of his life buuut now he gonna explain to them how magic and monsters actually exist……it will be fun…yay(i can see them trying to use magic to make him be obsessed with them in the future)
Mauritania
August 7, 2023 at 12:56 ammm delicious fan-service
Exfernal
August 7, 2023 at 2:23 amThe cat was let out of the bag, hahaha.
Declis
August 7, 2023 at 3:52 amVery nice.
Thanks for the TL @Soapf
NachoraL_
August 7, 2023 at 11:46 amIs this a failed intel gathering if he was caught or a success since he’s managed to learn about something? xD
Thanks for the update ~
Akirei
August 7, 2023 at 6:14 pmThanks for the chapter. Wao, that was so nice, friendship, skinship, and all. I thought he would still be a cat for a day or so, but the paradise was shorter than I thought. Well, now that Izayoi-kun enjoyed the paradise, he needs to pay for the stay. What will they do to him? Izayoi-kun, be strong!
RKADE 14
August 26, 2023 at 7:54 amAnd he died, just like that.